South Park Imagines Mar-A-Lago as Fantasy Island with Mini J.D. Vance Handing Out Baby Oil

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For the primary 20 minutes of this week’s episode of South Park, the targets of Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s mockery had been pointed instantly at Director of Homeland Safety Kristi Noem and conservative podcaster Charlie Kirk with a pair of considerably interconnected storylines: After scholar Clyde Donovan begins a podcast within the vein of Kirk’s in an try and cowl his month-to-month “nut,” and promptly insults Jews and girls, faculty counselor Mr. Mackey intervenes. Nevertheless, Mackey quickly finds his place on the faculty has been eradicated because of authorities spending cuts — and, due to his personal “nut” — he’s pressured to take a job with ICE. All of the whereas, Cartman will get wind of Clyde’s podcast and shortly usurps him to develop into South Park’s “Grasp Debater.”

Parker and Stone go particularly arduous after Noem, repeatedly referencing the notorious incident wherein she put down a household canine. “A number of years in the past, I needed to put my pet down by capturing it within the face, as a result of generally doing what’s necessary is doing what’s arduous,” her character says in a coaching video to recruits, alongside numerous scenes of her doing simply that. Noem’s Botox-enhanced face additionally repeatedly fails to remain on.

Nevertheless it’s the final six or so minutes of the episode the place issues get particularly wild. After Mackey is promoted to go of DHS (as a result of Trump can not stand to take a look at Noem’s face), he’s invited to Mar-A-Lago — which Parker and Stone parody as a cross between Fantasy Island and Jeffrey Epstein’s personal island. Mackey is greeted by Trump and a miniature J.D. Vance, each carrying white fits, and chauffeured across the property. He quickly stumbles upon a room the place an aged man is receiving a therapeutic massage from a younger Dora the Explorer. In one other room, he walks in on Devil in mattress whereas Vance, holding a bottle of child oil, asks Trump, “Would you want me to use the infant oil to Devil’s asshole, boss?” Realizing a threesome is so as, Mackey manages to flee — however solely with the assistance of Kristi Noem’s dislodged face.

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Donald Trump was reportedly seething after final week’s episode of South Park depicted him with a minipenis. Given his love for Mar-A-Lago — and his rumored concern of what’s hidden within the Epstein information — one can solely think about how he’ll react to this week’s episode.

Season 2 of South Park Season 27 first aired on Comedy Central on Wednesday, August sixth, and shall be obtainable to stream on Paramount+ starting Thursday, August seventh.